Friday, December 16, 2005
click to view post: liar liar, pants on fire?

alright alright.
the truth is out..i lied about my stitches..
but it was nice thou, u guys should have heard how gina darling sounded on the phone first before seeing how she looked the next day when i met her..
hehe.
but definite i didn't lie about the pain i went through..
one word: EXCRUCIATING.

it all happened after the i slid on the grass at turf city......
it was my team's first game and i came off the bench 5mins after starting. a minute later, i found myself in an 1 on 1 position and thus i called for the ball to be played to me. whether i was lucky or just plain unlucky, the ball was in my hands and i side stepped my opponent. the next thing i knew, he was off his feet and i was free. with no one marking me or supporting me, i ran straight towards the try line and dived on the ground. i scored. it was my first try for TP since i got into the team. stood up and celebrated with my team until i felt liquid flowing down my thigh. fuck, i saw the cut and it was deep. even the edges of the cut could be seen.

at the first aid tent, i met big sis in law, jeanie. wad a 'nice' place to meet her sia. she was okay, just checking how her injured friend was doing.
so back to my injury, the first aider conversation went like this......

first aider: "woah, so deep. how u get it?"
me:"i slid on the grass lor."
f a:"don't u know that the grass here is not so good for sliding?!"
me:"nope."(cock sia,if i knew then i wouldn't have slide rite!)
f a:"u want me to stitch it up for u?"(-_-")
me:"ummm..wad????!!!"(crazy first aider)
f a:"the cut too deep blah blah blah...must stitch up. or else i just bandage it up
for u lor. but u cannot walk around etc after that."

so i thought shit, took a cab all the way there just to play about 2mins of the first game and score a try. sigh..sad case..until i found out this first aider was not only a crazy cock, but she's also a nut head.

me:"wah shit..like that i cannot play anymore sia."
f a:"ya lor"
me:"is the stitching painful?"
f a:"very."(again i was like -_-"..who in the right mind would convince someone
to do something painful by telling him it's VERY painful?)
me:"fuk. okkkkay lorr."(imagined the pain in my head.)

oh i forgot to add. while she was talking to me, i was crying in pain, my cut was bleeding like nobody's business only to have some other patient to say,"eh..alot of blood leh".
for the third time, i went -_-"..now back to the conversation...

f a:"i wash the cut for u first."(isn't that wad she should have done FIRST? why
call herself a FIRST aider when she didn't do anything FIRST before
chatting with me?)
me:"orh."
f a:"i think nevermind la, i bandage it up for u. so u can go back into the game.
now u've got to bare with it."(even before i could agree, she sprayed this
fucking painful thing on my cut to stop the bleeding. ccb..i grabbed my leg
and screamed, ffuuuuuukkkkk...! the ordeal lasted for about 1 minute
before she applied some silicon into my open wound and bandaged my
whole thigh up.)
me:"owww..damn pain ah. so now i can play again?"
f a:"yup. and do me a favour,don't slide on the grass again."(obviously la..wah
lao eh..i then dun wanna see her face again.)
me:"ok. thanks ah."

so i didn't actually lied about getting stitches but instead the first aider chose not to at the last minute. i can't imagine wad will happen to me if i had the stitches done right before my eyes sia. mayb i'll drop dead seeing the sewing done otherwise i'd died from the pain!

well, but it sure does look better now. the wound is closed and it doesn't feel as painful anymore. it's healing all thanks to gina darling's 'special medicine', hugs & kisses!
palace built on love ♥ 1:00 AM